Tuesday, May 7, 2013

5 Reasons Why I Haven't Posted Anything Today (Until Now)

5. I'm Hungry. I've taken up this thing this week called a diet. For some reason I have just now realized that summer is pretty much here and in order to look good presentable in a bikini, my ass needs to get in shape. Dieting/exercise is taking over people and I'm hungryyyy. When I'm hungry, I'm grumpy. I thought I'd save you guys by not posting today because it would be a total complaint of a post but here we are. Sorry.

4. Cleaning. We had a pretty low key party on Saturday.. at most 15 people. For some reason though, it looks like we threw a rager. What. The. Heck. The fact that I'm just getting around to cleaning today is embarrassing so let's just overlook that fact. Thanks.

3. My Computer Is A Prostitute. Yup, this bitch is a real hooker. She never wants to work when I want her to. She's only 2 years old so I don't know what her deal is but I guess I'm in the market for a new one. Any suggestions would be pretty fancy of you!

2. Stalking. Facebook was bad enough. Now I have all of you fabulous ladies to stalk everyday and it might be becoming a problem. A welcome problem.. so thanks girlfriends!

1. Remi. She has taken over my life. Thank God she's cute.
Hopefully tomorrow is a better day full of clean houses, working computers, and potty trained puppies. Until then, a box of Sangria is calling my name. Diet, schmiet. This girl needs a drink.

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9 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 7, 2013 at 3:42 PM

    I love that you refer to your computer as a hooker, because, well, I do it too, haha! Enjoy that sangria!

    ~K

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  2. AnonymousMay 7, 2013 at 3:43 PM

    I love that you refer to your computer as a hooker, because, well, I do it too, haha! Enjoy that sangria!

    ~K

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  3. tyMay 7, 2013 at 3:44 PM

    Go Mac. You'll never look back!

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  4. Elizabeth McMullenMay 7, 2013 at 4:48 PM

    This is why I love reading your posts. When you don't blog, you let us know why. I also recc' a Mac. I love mine.

    L

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  5. AnonymousMay 7, 2013 at 4:50 PM

    Ugh my Macbook is less than two years old and it's slow as crap!

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  6. ErinMay 7, 2013 at 7:33 PM

    eww I am on a diet kick lately too. I woke up at 530am for yoga today...it pretty much made me hate life! stay strong though, the summer will be here in like ten minutes.

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  7. Laura DarlingMay 7, 2013 at 7:46 PM

    I live in an apartment with myself and one roommate. And we did not throw any parties this weekend. And yet it still resembled a small - medium kegger took place here. I need to learn to be neater haha.

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  8. Adriana from Glitter & SarcasmMay 7, 2013 at 7:55 PM

    dogs have a way of making everything better or everything worse. And I hear you about the diet exercise thing. I'm so bad at it tho.

    bachelorette in a few weeks where my boyfriend's ex is invited? shoot me nowwww

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  9. shannonMay 8, 2013 at 6:11 AM

    i drank my dinner last night. which was the wrong choice.

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