Still Figuring Things Out

As I've said before, I'm still trying to figure out what I'm doing with my life. I've got a lot of it figured out.. I moved from upstate New York to Grand Rapids, Michigan when I was 22 because I thought I was at the age where I could just do random things like that. Grand Rapids was a big(ger) city and I was bored of my little town where I had known the same people since the first grade.. which is weird because that's one of the main reasons why I miss it so much now.

Three years had gone by and I had met some amazing people & did some amazing things that I would've never done if I stayed back home but was so home sick I was about to throw in the towel when one day I'm sipping on a cocktail at a Boyz II Men concert in what was supposed to be my last summer in Michigan & I see this gorgeous man standing in line at the beer tent. I grab my girlfriend and we go strike up a little convo with him and his friend. It was a hot day and the vodka/water's were tasting really yummy I guess because when said gorgeous man turned around to order me a beer, I decided to grab his butt. Now for people that know me, I would never ever do something like that! I didn't even use just one hand.. yup, I used both.

Wellllll.. I guess it was love at first inappropriate groping because we immediately started dating and moved in together a month after. So when I say I have a lot of my life figured out, I mean that I'm going to marry that boy someday.. which means living in Michigan probably forever. Now I just need to figure out what the heck I want to be when I grow up!

 

At least we get to tell our kids we met at a Boyz II Men concert.. I think I'll leave out the butt grab for at least a little while. Welp, now I'm off to go get people drunk like because it's my job..

 

 

Xoxo, Cortney

First Post.. For Real.

So it's Easter time and what better way to celebrate than to color eggs with your 30 year old boyfriend?! We're both about the age of 10 when it comes to anything having to do with the holidays. My mother sends me cards every holiday.. and I mean every holiday. She says I always find a way to celebrate anything (ex. groundhogs day, presidents day, if pets had thumbs day) and manage to drag my friend's down with me. Usually with liquor.

So, we color eggs last night and they looked great:

But today.. not so great:

Is there some secret to coloring eggs that 10 year old me knew and forgot to share with 25 year old me?! I'm honestly embarrassed to even put them on display so neon colored egg salad here we come. Oh well, better luck next year I guess.

PS. If Pets Had Thumbs Day is real.. March 3rd. Happy belated!

Xoxo, Cortney

My First Post.. Kinda.

No idea how to go about creating a blog so here we go. First things first, hi there! I'm Cortney. A 25 (almost 26) year old chick trying to figure out what the heck to do with my life.. other than drink vodka.