Friday, January 31, 2014

My Selfie Phobia

Woop! End of the week is here with a weekend full of fun & football ahead. (GO ERIC DECKER!! Broncos!) I think I deserve it after the traumatizing Wednesday that I had. If anyone follows me on Twitter, you probably saw the really beautiful photo of me drinking wine with foils in my hair while under a blow dryer. This was at 7 PM, when I was still happy. At 8:15, all hell broke loose because the 3 inches I thought were getting cut off my hair turned into something more like 20 7. I was really brave acting when it happened.. mostly because I didn't want to cause a scene at the hair salon but when I came walking into our apartment a hysterical sobbing mess, I was poor PDiddy's problem then.
You know it's bad when you can't even eat your chicken nuggets Happy Meal. (Has anyone noticed that the toys are getting less and less cool? Paul Frank stickers? Come on.)
 
When I got to work yesterday I felt a little better because no one mentioned anything.. I was like okay, I was just being overly dramatic like usual. Then a girl at lunch told me that she loved my new bob. Thursday ruined. Cue margarita.
 
All of my friends my mom of course wanted to see pics so I took some awkward selfies for her yesterday once I had calmed a little.

 

I HATE selfies. I don't mind if chicks want to post duck face selfies of themselves all over social media.. go for it. As long as you aren't posting them 11,000 times a day from your bathroom, we can still be FB friends. But when I do it, something strange happens and I can't help but make an ugly face or do something weird. I just get all nervous and discombobulated and don't know what to do. I usually try and grab Remi because if your dog is in the picture, it's not truly a selfie. I mean, she could be taking the photo.. you don't know her life. If Remi isn't around, I'll just grab the glass of wine that's usually sitting in front of me and drink that.
 
But today I thought I'd attempt a real one. Mostly because Remi isn't here and I don't have a glass of wine readily available. Sigh.


I'm actually in a pretty legit mood today just incase you couldn't tell from all the bitchiness you just read. It's Friday.. not even having a bob can get me down. Any suggestions on the best brand of extensions are welcomed though.

Happy weekend lovers!

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7 comments:

Sarah said...

AWWW I like the hai cut. It's kinda edgy :)

have a good weekend!!

Tasha-Mae McGregor said...

Haha you are so funny!! It does look good and if u do miss your hair, remember it grows back in no time. Also, about the hair dresser, is she your regular? Is that your last visit their?! :)

Tasha-Mae McGregor said...

Haha you are so funny!! It does look good and if u do miss your hair, remember it grows back in no time. Also, about the hair dresser, is she your regular? Is that your last visit their?! :)

Erin said...

love the cut. I look like a jackass in selfies, and photos for that matter!

Morgan Rae said...

Well I think it's adorable, but if still want to grow it out quickly take prenatal vitamins. I've been taking them to grow my hair for the wedding and my hair is growing SO fast and they are making it really healthy. Also, I hate taking selfies too. I look ridiculous in them.

Amanda - Voyage of the MeeMee said...

Your hair looks great, I love it! You could prob pull off ANY look. Bitch. ;P

Danielle said...

I really like your hair. Why did she have to take so much off? Did she fry it (it doesn't look like it)?

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