The Day I Took Over

Hi, I'm Remi.

Mom is really busy today.. AKA FINALLY getting all of her shopping done.. so her procrastinating ass thought maybe I would like to try out this whole blogging thing. After all, I do know how to FaceTime now.

 

Exhibit A.

And an education.

 

Exhibit B

And this blogging thing can't be all that hard anyway.. right?

 

 

But yup, that's me up there.

The Great Dane in the embarrassing hat.

That's not the first time Mom has dressed me up stupid..

 



Exhibit C



And I have a sneaking suspicion that it won't be the last.

                  I'm also not sure if I can completely blame it on the wine.

 

I think the next time she tries it,

I'm putting a perfectly manicured paw down,

because yup, the woman does that too.

After all, I am a shit ton bigger than her now.

 

 

And I'm only going to get bigger!

 

Even though she talks a lot of smack on here about me,

I know she secretly loves me.

 

 

Mostly because of all these embarrassing duck face selfies she takes with me.

(Seriously Mom, you're only embarrassing yourself.)