Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Papa Don't Preach.. Seriously, Don't.

You know it's going to be a great day when you turn on the news
and see your dad being interviewed.
Oh, is Plaza Towers still closed Dad? Yea? Ok cool.
 That's not embarrassing. Mother F.
I'm pretty bothered by the fact that I'm even watching the news at 7 in the morning. Becoming a mother is no joke folks. I'm talking about a puppy here so if you have a real human child then I salute you.
I'd like to tell you about my day so far:
1. Woke up at the ass crack of dawn because someone had to poop (not me)
2. Watched the news
3. Called my mom and bitched about said new's cast
4. Fed my fur child that eats more than a 200 lb man. I swear.
5. Watched the recap of last night's Dancing With The Stars to make sure Sean Lowe didn't get kicked off because I was already sleeping in a wine coma by the time they
announced who was getting the boot
6. Played tug of war and even let Remi win a couple times
7. Prepared tonight's dinner in the crock pot
8. Realized I made it wrong.
9. Left it that way.10. Googled the video of my dad on the news and sent it to all family members
11. Sat down to write and realized I wasn't in the best mood
12. Decided to write anyway
Now I'd like to tell you about what I'd normally be doing:
1. Waking up
Welp, happy hour might start a little early in this household.
Remi Agrees!
Xoxo, Cortney


Stephanie said...

Haha Remi looks like he'd love to start happy hour! That is so funny about your dad being on the news!!

Wine and Summer said...

Remi the party animal!!

Cortney said...

It's like he wakes up everyday and asks himself "Hmmm.. What can I do to embarrass the hell out of Cortney today?" I swear

Cortney said...

She sure is! I had to take the bottle away! So that I could drink it :)

ty said...

He looks so cute though!

Rachael Finley said...

I cringed on your behalf for your dad being on the news, I can only imagine if my dad were given that opportunity! If its any consolation, my dad hands out my business cards to everyone he meets just in case they need PR work in Australia.

Erin said...

oh my gosh that is one cute puppy!! my biotch dog likes to sleep in during the week but insists on waking me up around 6am on weekends just to ruin my life...I feel your pain.

Erin said...

See, this is how I know we were in the same sorority or maybe it's the upstate NY thing? You're hilarious. Someone had to poop (not me), You kill me. I get your humor just about as much as I get happy hour starting early as posss=ible.

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