Wednesday, May 29, 2013

How I Feel About Window Stickers?

Today is a good day ladies & gentlemen (lets not kid ourselves) Why? Because my computer stopped being a hooker long enough in order for me to post today AND because I got flowers!
"Dashing daisies for a dashing lady!" Can you tell he's in marketing?
I love getting flowers/presents/alcohol/really anything for no reason.

PDiddy got me something else last week for no reason 
& I officially became someone that I used to make fun of.
Can you tell I found the Beautiful Mess app?
I used to make so much fun of people I saw driving around with these magnets on their cars. I had to quiet down my feelings about them after one of my best friends decided to display her love of her Doberman on the back of her G6 but I still made fun of her behind her back to her face.
 
Then I met Paul's sister who openly loved her German Shepherd all over her car and I think everything his sister does is cute so when we got Remi something weird happened. I started searching every pet store we went into for a magnet of my own but no one had a Great Dane one! (and I refuse to believe that no one loves their Great Dane but me)

I thought I was doing this super secretly but apparently not because I received this little gem in the mail last week and I couldn't have been more pumped. N
ext thing you know I'll be driving around with a bunch of little stick figures on my back window so I can become even more of a hypocrite.
 
 
The family stick figures are small talk compared to these little nuggets of goodness that dominated Dbag's trucks through the late 90s:
 
 
Nothing says "I have a small penis" more than one of these babies posted up on your back windshield.. but that's just my opinion. I wasn't planning on ranting about window stickers today but I guess stranger things have happened. Now go out and have yourself a wonderful little Wednesday while I go proudly slap this magnet on my car.
 

14 comments:

Kelley said...

I'm with you on that, I don't want to see your stick figure dbag self peeing on something :) I always laugh when I see them!

brooke lyn said...

those damn stick figures are the worst!!! you know their kids are little shit-heads too. i mean... something nicer?

Erin said...

haha I hate bumper and car stickers...except the dog bones and maybe once in a while something small and cute. good choice on the bone. Calvin ones make me hate the driver instantly

Steph G said...

The family stick figures make me laugh - especially since my brother has a truck and his girlfriend snuck the man and two cats on the back. He looks like such a dork.

Heidi said...

Each time I put a fresh (dumb) sticker on a car I got into an accident. No joke. Happened 3 times, so now stickers are banned!

Adriana said...

mmm HATE the family stickers. puppy stickers don't count. they're ok in my book

Chloe said...

I'm not a fan of stickers for my car but some are ok for other people. Those stick figures though -.- nobody honestly cares about who or what's in your family.

Anyway I accepted your award on the blog today!

Laura Darling said...

Those flowers are beautiful!

Kelley said...

Another note, I nominated you for a Liebster Award!

Jenny B said...

I can't judge too much bc I used to be the crazy dog lady with a stick figure dog family (me and 3 dogs) and spay/neuter magnets all over my car. I'm still the crazy dog lady just minus the jacked up paint job :)

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Jackie said...

I don't mind window stickers (I happen to have a yankees emblem in the corner of my back windshield) HOWEVER- you are correct about the dbag status of those who post the peeing ones. And even more correct that they def end up on the big jacked up trucks that you known damn well have never really went off-road and contain a dude who thinks he's hot shit. ha

Erin said...

Haha that and those damn two naked chicks sitting down with their knees up or whatever!

Faith Bowyer said...

Those window stickers bother me so much. I just can't ignore them when I see them. The little stick figured and the kid peeing on 'whatever' sign they have = atrocious.

Girl, if you buy the stick figure family (eventually) I'm going to have to come there and set you straight haha. You're better than that! ;)

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