Friday, May 3, 2013

Tattle Telling On My Dog

Another week has come and gone and our dog is becoming a hefty honey. Not kidding. Remi has been gaining 2-3 lbs a day. I'm just glad that I'm not doing the same.
 
In the two short weeks that we've had her, I've learned one very important thing:
Remi is the boss.
 
If you don't believe me, ask her. She will gladly tell you all about it.
 
She wanted me to show you some pictures of her because she feels like I haven't been enough lately. I decided to listen because.. well, she's kind of a bitch. Again, not kidding.
 
And poor Paul. She's always smacking him around.
 
Exhibit A:
The First Picture Was Taken Last Week.. She's SO Much Bigger Now!
 
Remi is so cool that she even got herself an Instagram this week. @remithedane
You should follow her so that she doesn't bitch at me that she has no friends. She's extremely vain so she's always taking selfies. I have caught her licking her reflection in the mirror more than once.
 
Whether you're betting on horses in a fabulous hat or drinking tequila in a sombrero, have fun this weekend!

Remi is telling me that it's time to get off the computer. I'd tell her that it's time to start peeing outside but it's just not worth the fight.
 

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13 comments:

Chelsee W said...

How Cute!!!

**Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Ditsy Sprinkles Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ** said...

Such a cute little girl!! <3

I just stumbled across your litte corner of the web, and I must say I am LOVING IT so far! Following you now on GFC and bloglovin'. :)

http://ditsysprinkles.blogspot.co.uk xxx

Erin said...

I really can't handle her!! I am a crazy dog lady this makes me want a puppy, and will be following her :)

Rachel said...

Oh my lord..I believe Itsy and Zoey will want to make Twitters or something now and be friends with her!

Stephanie said...

Hahaha she is getting big!! Of course she's the boss. Duh, look at that face.

Chloe said...

Well it's a damn good thing she's an adorable boss. I gate the ugly bosses.

Adriana from Glitter & Sarcasm said...

Ok, even if I didn't read the post about your love of margaritas I would need to follow you based on this post. I think our puppies would be asshole best friends. Lil likes being the BIGGEST bitch ever. And she also punches my boyfriend and I in the face regularly. I posted pictures of it in a post a little while ago.

ANYWAY. Consider yourself followed.

Unknown said...

She's so cute!! She's lucky she's cute! I have a puppy who's 7 months now and his cuteness is sometimes the only thing that saves him from me kicking him out!! He eats up so many pairs of my shoes... but he's cute!!

Sarah said...

She is too cute! My bff got a dane over Christmas and he is also growing like a weed!

Rachael said...

My gosh she is the feistiest cutest thing I've ever seen!

Jackie said...

She's adorable. I cannot wait until I live in a place where I can have a dog. Even if they like to paw-punch me :)

Faith B said...

Oh my lord - cuteness overload!!

Faith B said...

Oh my lord - cuteness overload!!

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